Craig from South Park > Kanye West

Our good friends over at Wooohah sent us this story about Kanye West his $2,000 a pair Tsubi sunglasses collaboration through his clothing brand Pastelle. And as we all know, if there’s one thing Mr. West knows, it’s how to make sunglasses popular. Remember what he did with those Alain Miklis shutter frames? Bootleggers and hipsters nationwide went nuts!

People threw parties in dedicated to the shades.

Too bad Craig from South Park had already pioneered that look in 2003’s Queer Eye For the Straight Guy spoof, entitled “South Park Is Gay.”

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Just saying.

What Brings May Flowers

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Satchel of DIY

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We get countless boxes of swag here at The Gravel HQ.

Some kid sent this tee and we had to share with our viewers, all seven* of you.

Thanks to Danny McGavin for this gem. Even though the logo’s off center, you get an “A ” for effort and an “S” for Super.

Common Gets Terminated

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Dear Hollywood,

Fuck you.

Stop putting rappers in movies who can’t act. Ghostface got cut from Ironman and the hip-hop nation (at least the kids who comment on Nahright) went bonkers.

However people - $200 million worth of people worldwide - went to see it opening weekend.

We’re never going to discredit Common’s contributions to hip-hop and knit hats, but since dude can’t act (ahem, American Gangster), he shouldn’t be in flicks (unless he’s playing himself).

Especially the new Terminator.

As Allhiphop reports:
Chicago rapper Common has landed a high-profile role in an upcoming new installment of The Terminator franchise of movies.

The fourth installment of The Terminator focuses on John Connor, who leads the human race in an epic battle against the machines.

The Terminator franchise has a lot to answer for since the god-awful Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and the entire premise of the new franchise sounded great. Apocalyptic future, John Connor, robots, what else could you want?

But now you’ve gone and fucked up the whole thing from jump and you’re setting it up to be on par with the Star Wars prequels, sans Jar-Jar Binks all because you brought the Electric Circus to town.

See also: will.I.am in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine where he plays Kestrel.

Source: Allhiphop.com

Spell Check

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Who in their right mind would have ever let this go to production? If you’re going to do a tee with DJ A-Trak, at least get the spelling of his name right.

I know A-Trak is busy touring with Kanye and his girlfriend Kid Sister, but certainly he could have checked the proof of the graphic before they went to production, or even sampled these tees.

Unless of course this is a “collaboration” on A-Trak’s behalf, like our homey Roland pointed out.

Source: Highsnobiety

Um, this looks like porn

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Unless Nike’s working on a dildo in the Infared colorway, you guys don’t need to be taking pictures like this.

Streetwearing Your Way to [Japanese] Success

If there’s one thing that we love about Japanese streetwear culture, (aside from the fact that it’s the most garish export from a country that’s otherwise known for minimalism) it’s arbitrary repackaging of American pop-culture. If you thought starting your own streewear brand was easy, wait till you see how easy it to start your own Japanese streetwear brand from the comfort of your non-Japanese home!

1. Get your name on.

Like with any brand, getting the right name is step one. In the case of a Japanese streetwear company, all you really have to do is come up with something arbitrary that speaks to the nature of hyper-consumerism. Like this one.

2. Design

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Japan is a nation rich in cultural history. Thankfully for your brand, you don’t need to worry about any of that. Just mash up some iconic 80’s rappers or 90’s grunge rockers with some kicks and apply the right Photoshop filter. When all else fails, just put a doe-eyed girl in bikini holding some LE kicks.

Kiks TYO girl tee

3. Backstreet Boyz

One of your designers needs to be a DJ. Not necessarily a good one, but he or she should be able to front like they can Serato scratch. If that doesn’t work, just start a boy band and get some of America’s rappers to appear in your videos. It’s amazing what some of hip-hop’s one time elite will do for a pair of Bapes.

teriyaki boyz.

4. Mass Production for Limited Edition

Make as many tee shirts that hook up to super limited sneakers as you can. If there’s only 24 of a friends and family Dunk, then you should make that tee the top priority in your line.

Think of it like the reason that there are ten hot dogs in a pack but only eight buns in another.

5. Fake it till you make it

Generally bootlegging and counterfeiting are heavily frowned upon in the uber cool world of street culture, but when it comes to denim - especially Levi’s - all bets are off. If you want to get a leg up in the Japanese jean market, simply re-tag some Levi’s shrink to fits as “reconstructed,” mark up the retail price 700% and watch the press hits and dollars roll in.

6. Wash, rinse, repeat.

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Step five is especially applicable if you’re selling bootlegged reconstructed footwear like in the case of Bape and Madfoot!

Remember when Playstation 3 dropped and people were scoffing at the MSRP of $599 for the 80GB? At least that shit plays Blu-Ray and has free online. These days, all Bapes do is make you look like Soulja Boy, who apparently also has some as well.

7. When all else fails, bite.

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Japan may excel in the automotive, electronics and culinary world, but when it comes to street fashion, seems like it’s never too late to recycle.

Follow these seven simple steps and in no time you’ll have hipsters, hood rats and the interns who write Kanye West’s blog beating down your door and spending their rent and coke money to become walking billboards for your brand.

Wipe Out

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Hey Banksy, have you been working out? You’re looking kinda buffed. (Zing!)

I’m glad someone had the piece of mind to realize that Banksy, while thought provoking as he is, is just a stencil artist. I applaud him for getting his, but I guarantee you that he is laughing all the way to the bank at these people (ahem Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie) who are paying ridiculous prices for his work.

Like the man says, “I’m no art critic, but I can certainly tell that its a crime.”

Source: Hypebeast